mstoph:

“you’re really pretty” *punk’d cameras come out*

ghostofscrooge:

*judge voice* does the defense have anything to say
*lawyer voice* to the haters [MORE]

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

Beyoncé Crazy In Love (Fifty Shades Version) - Preview
Beyoncé
Crazy In Love (Fifty Shades Version) - Preview
"You wrecked me and
I apologized."
Never again   (via hefuckin)

weedjoke420:

*looks in the mirror* tbh: i see you around school sometimes but we Never talk, rate: 8.9.

earthdad:

a broken man

tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 

unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough