timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

ostracizedpoodle:

hitler was just being himself and look what happened

titlefightclub:

this will never let me down

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

weirdoliam:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED S0O HARD

ven0moth:

im so ugly can i have a refund