jakemalik:

the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable 

spektrmodule:

ultrafunnypictures:

222 Golden Retrievers Gather in Scotland

their purpose is unknown and likely sinister

earthdad:

so i applied for my first job today

image

metaknighty:

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

cpwiser10:

cpwiser10:

Today we had sex ed because reasons and my sex ed teacher was like “You’re all gonna have sexual intercourse one day.” and I just busted out laughing

and then he said "Because eventually you’re all gonna kiss the opposite gender" and I doN’T THINK I’VE EVER LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE LIKE I WAS DYING

STOP REBLOGGING THIS IM JUST A HELLA GAY ASEXUAL I SWEAR IM NOT LONELY ST O P

friendfrog:

if plane tickets were ten dollars i would fight every one of my mutuals

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

esexist:

*wears the same outfit as yesterday* vintage

why do drugs when you can do me

"Do you think the universe fights for souls to be together?
Some things are too strange and strong to be coincidences."
Emery Allen (via uglypnis)

moistwilly:

tbh if i was hot, the chances of me becoming a slut would increase by about idk 800%